January 2012
31 posts
eloquentandbrave:
I see this and all I can say is,
You can make Skittles Vodka
did-you-kno:
Instructions
1. Separate your skittles into colours 2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles 3. Shake the bottles well and leave them overnight. 4. Lots of white residue will be left, filter this out using a coffee filter or similar. Depending how viscous it is you may have to repeat this step. 5. Chill (in freezer) and serve.
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the bends
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. frustration that you’re not enjoying an experience as much as you should, even something you’ve worked for years to attain, which prompts you to plug in various thought combinations to try for anything more than static emotional blankness, as if your heart had been accidentally demagnetized by a surge of expectations.
December 2011
30 posts
AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked:
Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
